am i the only person here who reads tea and drinks books
round up the posse, boys, we found us a NERD
team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”
team “I wore this yesterday but I wore it under a jacket so I can wear it again, no one will know”
team “I’m going to wear these jeans until I spill something noticeable on them”
It looks like he’s talking and filming himself.
Hey, I’m turtle, let me show you around my crib.
here’s the pool
"Dude, Mr. Turtle is my father. Call me Crush."
This is not ok.
Tears are streaming down my face. Oh god.
Well fuck you too
THIS STILL HURTS
Via Escape while you can
IF WE DIE FOR THEM HARRY I’M GOING TO KILL YOU– Ron Weasley, Harry Potter & the Deathly Hallows Part 2 (via just-keep-moving-forward) Via Breathe and Survive...
I leave for my 11 PM shift to open the store for Black Friday at the mall. I work at an electronics exchange. Our boss isn’t coming to give us a cash infusion so we can buy anything. When I get to work I am going to look my fellows in the eye and whisper
May the odds be ever in your favor.